{"id":56251,"date":"2023-02-19T12:30:39","date_gmt":"2023-02-19T11:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/?p=56251"},"modified":"2023-02-19T12:30:39","modified_gmt":"2023-02-19T11:30:39","slug":"gazetari-xhafka-leksion-gonxhes-patenta-ne-shba-kushton-vetem-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/?p=56251","title":{"rendered":"Gazetari Xhafka leksion Gonxhes: Patenta n\u00eb SHBA kushton vet\u00ebm 42$"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga\u00a0Agim Xhafka:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Blendi Gonxhja n\u00eb nj\u00eb takim me shoqat\u00ebn e autoshkollave vendos\u00ebn q\u00eb t\u00eb rrisin \u00e7mimin e marrjes s\u00eb li\u00e7ens\u00ebs s\u00eb drejtimit t\u00eb mjeteve.Ose t\u00eb patent\u00ebs si i themi n\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn popullore.<\/p>\n<p>Gonxhja vet\u00eb ka \u201clul\u00ebzuar\u201d n\u00eb shum\u00eb pozicione,q\u00eb nga piktura p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn \u00ebsht\u00eb diplomuar,m\u00eb pas shef kabineti i Ram\u00ebs n\u00eb ministri,z\u00ebvend\u00ebs i Ram\u00ebs n\u00eb bashki e papritur drejtor i parqeve n\u00ebn Velin\u00eb e s\u00eb fundi,po e them shkurt, drejtor i nj\u00eb enti q\u00eb ndan patenta.Gjat\u00eb duhen dy rreshta ta shkruash nd\u00ebrmarrjen e k\u00ebtij drejtori.<\/p>\n<p>Pardje Blendi n\u00ebnshkroi dyfishimin e \u00e7mimit t\u00eb marrjes s\u00eb patentave.Se kur rritet djathi dhe kosi k\u00ebshtu do shkoj\u00eb kjo pun\u00eb.E p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos b\u00ebr\u00eb buj\u00eb ky \u00e7mim u b\u00eb me pak \u201cgraso\u201d si do na u rritka siguria n\u00eb rrug\u00eb,do kemi m\u00eb pak aksidente e t\u00ebrci e v\u00ebrci qes\u00ebndis populli yn\u00eb i urt\u00eb dhe gjum\u00ebshum\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Me q\u00eb Blendi Patenta ka b\u00ebr\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb trajnim politik n\u00eb Michigan,po i tregoj si un\u00eb e mora n\u00eb USA patent\u00ebn.<\/p>\n<p>Sa u paraqita atje,pra te zyra e koleg\u00ebve t\u00eb Gonxhes,m\u00eb vun\u00eb para nj\u00eb list\u00eb me emra autoshkollash.<\/p>\n<p>-Zgjidh!-m\u00eb than\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cbsht\u00eb e detyrueshme?<\/p>\n<p>-Jo.<\/p>\n<p>-At\u00ebhere nuk do frekuentoj asnj\u00eb autoshkoll\u00eb,-u thash\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>-Je gati p\u00ebr provim teorie?<\/p>\n<p>-Po,e kam lexuar kodin rrugor dje.<\/p>\n<p>-Shko te ai kompjuteri atje dhe mbush testin q\u00eb do t\u00eb t\u00eb shfaqet n\u00eb ekran.E ke n\u00eb 27 gjuh\u00eb.Shqipja \u00ebsht\u00eb e para.<\/p>\n<p>Shkova,e plot\u00ebsova,e printova,e dor\u00ebzova.E korrigjoi nj\u00eb goc\u00eb te banaku i zyr\u00ebs.<\/p>\n<p>-Bravo,kalove,-m\u00eb tha.<\/p>\n<p>Pastaj u afrova te nj\u00eb pal\u00eb dylbi t\u00eb pal\u00ebviz\u00ebshme.Vendosa syt\u00eb atje.Ishte si vizita q\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb me detyrim te okulisti n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri.<\/p>\n<p>-Sheh nj\u00eb shk\u00ebndij\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>-Po,-i thash\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>-Nga cili krah erdhi?<\/p>\n<p>-Majtas.<\/p>\n<p>-Po tani?<\/p>\n<p>-Prap\u00eb majtas.<\/p>\n<p>-Ok.Syt\u00eb i paske n\u00eb rregull.Tani buz\u00ebqesh t\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb foto.P\u00ebrjashta zgjidh nj\u00eb instruktor p\u00ebr praktik\u00ebn.<br \/>\n-Po p\u00ebr vesh\u00ebt?D\u00ebgjoj mir\u00eb a jo?<\/p>\n<p>-Mir\u00eb d\u00ebgjon.Se ja ne t\u00eb dy po flasim.Un\u00eb t\u00eb pyes ti p\u00ebrgjigjesh.<\/p>\n<p>Dola n\u00eb rrug\u00eb.Hypa te autoshkolla e par\u00eb.Ndeza makin\u00ebn dhe d\u00ebgjova ustain,majtas,dil n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb,futu te rrugica,merr djathtas dhe arrita ku u nisa.M\u00eb preu nj\u00eb fatur\u00eb 42 usd.<\/p>\n<p>-Pas nj\u00eb jave t\u00eb vjen n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi li\u00e7ensa,-m\u00eb tha ustai.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fakt erdhi m\u00eb shpejt.Ja si \u00ebsht\u00eb Amerika! Thjesht,shpejt e lir\u00eb.Shum\u00eb lir\u00eb,o Gonxhe!Pse nuk i kopjon?Nga q\u00eb hiqeni si amerikan\u00eb andaj ta solla k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrvoj\u00eb.N\u00eb fakt shpirtin e keni rus.Vdisni p\u00ebr nj\u00eb shtet t\u00eb fort\u00eb.Q\u00eb t\u00eb vendosni \u00e7mimet p\u00ebr ushqime,karburante dhe p\u00ebr\u2026patentat.<\/p>\n<p>Jepi Gonxhe!Lul\u00ebzo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga\u00a0Agim Xhafka: Blendi Gonxhja n\u00eb nj\u00eb takim me shoqat\u00ebn e autoshkollave vendos\u00ebn q\u00eb t\u00eb rrisin \u00e7mimin e marrjes s\u00eb li\u00e7ens\u00ebs s\u00eb drejtimit t\u00eb mjeteve.Ose t\u00eb patent\u00ebs si i themi n\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn popullore. Gonxhja vet\u00eb ka \u201clul\u00ebzuar\u201d n\u00eb shum\u00eb pozicione,q\u00eb nga piktura p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn \u00ebsht\u00eb diplomuar,m\u00eb pas shef kabineti i Ram\u00ebs n\u00eb ministri,z\u00ebvend\u00ebs i Ram\u00ebs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":56252,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6332],"tags":[21972],"class_list":{"0":"post-56251","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-te-fundit","9":"tag-gazetari-xhafka-leksion-gonxhes-patenta-ne-shba-kushton-vetem-42"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56251\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/56252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}