{"id":100521,"date":"2026-08-03T18:07:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T16:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/?p=100521"},"modified":"2026-08-03T18:07:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-03T16:07:12","slug":"voto-miku-im-se-postet-i-kemi-sistemuar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/?p=100521","title":{"rendered":"Voto, miku im&#8230; se postet i kemi sistemuar!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Fejzo Subashi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Voto, miku im se postet i kemi sistemuar, na vijn\u00eb nga PD- ja me shumic\u00eb!<br \/>\nNj\u00eb miku im sot m\u00eb tha n\u00eb kafe:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Un\u00eb kam tridhjet\u00eb vjet q\u00eb votoj Partin\u00eb Socialiste. Nuk je i vet\u00ebm i thash\u00eb, ke shok plot, po m\u00eb thuaj: Nuk kam k\u00ebrkuar as drejtor, as shef, as k\u00ebshilltar. Por kur shoh se drejtori \u00ebsht\u00eb nga PD-ja, shefi nga LSI-ja, specialisti \u00c7am, apo nga PSD-ja e ndonj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr, m\u00eb lind nj\u00eb pyetje: un\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb jam? Vet\u00ebm vot\u00eb?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thash\u00eb se ndoshta po e tepronte.<br \/>\nM&#8217;u p\u00ebrgjigj: &#8220;Jo, un\u00eb qenkam burim elektoral, jo burim njer\u00ebzor.&#8221;<br \/>\nDhe, p\u00ebr \u00e7udi, nuk munda ta kund\u00ebrshtoja.<br \/>\nPartia Socialiste ka lumenj, dete e oqeane votash. Por kur vjen puna te drejtuesit, duket sikur del n\u00eb pazar. Merr pak nga PD-ja, pak nga LSI-ja, pak nga PSD-ja e pak nga kush ka mbetur rrug\u00ebs.<br \/>\nSocialisti i thjesht\u00eb ka nj\u00eb detyr\u00eb fisnike: t\u00eb votoj\u00eb. Kurse t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt kan\u00eb nj\u00eb detyr\u00eb edhe m\u00eb fisnike: t\u00eb drejtojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fund del se socialisti \u00ebsht\u00eb i paz\u00ebvend\u00ebsuesh\u00ebm vet\u00ebm dit\u00ebn e zgjedhjeve. T\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen b\u00ebhet i z\u00ebvend\u00ebsuesh\u00ebm edhe n\u00eb radh\u00ebn e kafes.<\/p>\n<p>Ndoshta nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb tragjedi. Por \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb satir\u00eb q\u00eb e ka shkruar vet\u00eb realiteti.<br \/>\nPrandaj mos u m\u00ebrzisni pse postet i marrin t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt. M\u00ebrzituni vet\u00ebm n\u00ebse, pas kaq vitesh n\u00eb pushtet, ende nuk keni rritur njer\u00ebzit tuaj p\u00ebr t&#8217;i drejtuar institucionet.<br \/>\nSepse nj\u00eb parti q\u00eb prodhon vet\u00ebm votues dhe jo drejtues, fiton zgjedhjet, por vazhdon t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj\u00eb administrator\u00eb te komshinjt\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Mendoj se kjo e godet m\u00eb fort me humor sesa me zem\u00ebrim. Lexuesi buz\u00ebqesh fillimisht, por n\u00eb fund mbetet me pyetjen: &#8220;Po ky miku, vall\u00eb, a nuk ka t\u00eb drejt\u00eb?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Fejzo Subashi Voto, miku im se postet i kemi sistemuar, na vijn\u00eb nga PD- ja me shumic\u00eb! Nj\u00eb miku im sot m\u00eb tha n\u00eb kafe: &#8220;Un\u00eb kam tridhjet\u00eb vjet q\u00eb votoj Partin\u00eb Socialiste. Nuk je i vet\u00ebm i thash\u00eb, ke shok plot, po m\u00eb thuaj: Nuk kam k\u00ebrkuar as drejtor, as shef, as k\u00ebshilltar. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":100460,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34865,6332],"tags":[42549,42548],"class_list":{"0":"post-100521","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-analiza","8":"category-te-fundit","9":"tag-miku-im-se-postet-i-kemi-sistemuar","10":"tag-voto"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100522,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100521\/revisions\/100522"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/100460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jugulajm.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}